Saturday, 23rd March 6.00am GMT

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Friday, 22nd March - Fans start arriving

Ignoring Sir Ian's abusive cries of " but it's just a tiger doll with a clipping of Elijah Wood's face stuck on the front", Amy (Prim) and Pixie proudly pose with "the Tigerelij"

Val is amazed to hear that Pixie thinks her face looks better upside down, and rather undiplomatically suggests that it's a good job that Pixie has bought a very large bag of make-up with her.

Prim gets a nasty shock when, instead of the order she had placed, the waiter serves up the Eye of Sauron!

Sir Ian gets worried when the only straight man in the party starts showing an alarming interest in make-up. His cries of "but I was only interested in the packaging" are not believed by anyone.

Pixie is so shocked at finding the Gate of Moria in Beverly Hills, she promptly turns herself into a faceless Saruman the White, before asking friend Prim to assist as Gandalf, crying out "Melon! Melon!" only to be told that the Fruit and Vegetable market won't be open again until tomorrow.....